Loves sloths, vegemite and double entendres

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Pet peeve: someone taking a pic of something they cooked and captioning “someone wife me” or hash tagging #wifematerial

Thank you!!

When someone says hashtag friend me so I can share this meal because I don’t need a fucking man to tell me I hold value but I still like to socialize with people on a regular basis I will applaud them

So glad it’s not just me!